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Daniel
07-21-2011, 06:58 AM
...Our chickens are laying hardboiled eggs. I set one hen on a block of ice 'cause I wanted my egg softboiled.:D

Your turn!;)

loosluck
07-21-2011, 07:01 AM
have to think about this, will come back later.

linda beyer
07-21-2011, 12:51 PM
will think about it too. thanks daniel, that made me laugh.

Kathy N.
07-21-2011, 02:24 PM
It is so freakin hot that when I hung out my laundry today, the clothes were dry before I finished and I was soaking wet. Is it winter yet?

JulieB.T.
07-21-2011, 05:28 PM
I read this and found out that you are to have 102 tomorrow with the heat index at 115!!! Now for a cool joke on a hot day! Still thinking, my brain is fried and it was only 96 today:o~~~P.S. that was not the joke!

loosluck
07-21-2011, 06:24 PM
It's so hot here, my mickies burned before they ever got near the BBQ pit.

Diana Jones
07-21-2011, 07:28 PM
What are mickies??? I figure everyone else will know and that will bring a laugh. *LOL*

redned
07-22-2011, 04:26 AM
Here's a variation of Daniel's -
It's so hot that the cows are giving pasturized milk.

And what are 'mickies'?:o

JeanneLee
07-22-2011, 04:26 AM
No, I am curious, too??

Not a funny, but...its so hot here, that when I go to push the outdoor cat out, she does a U-turn and comes right back in!

judikins
07-22-2011, 04:31 AM
Fuuuuny Daniel!! Poor chickies...do you bring them drinks with little umbrellas as a reward for all their work? Rob and I are heading home from Chicago. We took friends on a architectural river cruise yesterday. I think you can see pieces of us in the river as we melted. The cruise was interesting but all I could think about was the 80 year old docent who didn't miss a beat for the 90 minute tour. She was on the top deck in the sun. Amazing!

loosluck
07-22-2011, 05:21 AM
What are mickies??? I figure everyone else will know and that will bring a laugh. *LOL*
Mickies are baked potatoes that are thrown into the fire till they are almost black while the inside is moist and delicious. M

Daniel
07-22-2011, 07:11 AM
LOL, y'all!

Loosy. I didn't know mickies, but now that you shared, I think I remember that's what the kids in the movie 'Dead End' made. Debut of the 'dead end kids'.

Judi. LOL about pieces of you melting in the river! If I remember my history correctly, the river burned during the 'Great Chicago Fire'. Hope you'll share more about the 'architectural cruise'. I would love that.

JeanneLee. Cats ain't dumb! Can so see your U-turn feline giving you the "Are you nuts?" look!

Nedra. Good one on the milk!

here's another from me...

Our local market is renting out their produce area so shoppers can get under the misters for a bit of relief. I durn near bought 2 lbs of someone named Stella. (she was on special):D

JulieB.T.
07-22-2011, 10:25 AM
Oh, now Daniel, that's a good oneLOL!!!

stampwilly
07-22-2011, 01:14 PM
These are so funny! Thanks for the laughs!

Stampwilly

glittery night owl
07-22-2011, 05:11 PM
It is soooo hot I do not have to get into the shower, I stand in the

backyard with my bar of soap and wash and the sweat rinses off the soap

and the heat dries me :eek:


OHHHH this was really bad ROFL,

Trudy

glittery night owl
07-22-2011, 06:05 PM
It is soooo hot....

The corn fields have popcorn in them

Trudy

JulieB.T.
07-22-2011, 06:26 PM
...it's so hot my birdie babies have to take a bath in the grass since their birdbath has turned into a sauna!! True story!

Daniel
07-23-2011, 07:27 AM
ROTFL, Trudy! How does Harold feel about your outdoor bathing?:D

LOL, Julie! Surprised the birdies can find wet grass. Our 'dew' done went days ago...

My latest...

...Huffed the ink on a rubberstamp & the rubber melted! 'Sok! wasn't Posh or Judikins...:D

glittery night owl
07-23-2011, 09:18 AM
Daniel

Harold feels pretty hot since he is outside watching in the sun, yahooooooooo

Trudy

JulieB.T.
07-23-2011, 09:45 AM
LOL, love your little quips Daniel and Trudy!!

Daniel
07-23-2011, 11:04 AM
Daniel

Harold feels pretty hot since he is outside watching in the sun, yahooooooooo

Trudy

You vixen, Trudy!

Cooled off a bit here today. I can use the refridgerator to steam rather than bake food...:D

glittery night owl
07-23-2011, 03:13 PM
Dang Daniel, it getting harder to keep up with you

Let me put my thinking cap back on again :eek:

Trudy

Daniel
07-24-2011, 06:11 AM
...Local market is selling frozen dinners as 'drive out' food. Just put a dinner on the car's dashboard & by the time you get home dinner's hot!:rolleyes:

glittery night owl
07-24-2011, 07:44 PM
It is soooo hot I do not have to turn the stove on to cook,

Trudy

glittery night owl
07-24-2011, 07:47 PM
It is so hot..... santas suit does not fit anymore:eek: :D

Trudy

loosluck
07-25-2011, 05:15 AM
my roses got so hot, I grill my hotdogs on them.

Daniel
07-25-2011, 06:25 AM
my roses got so hot, I grill my hotdogs on them.

Good one, Loosy! Right up there with Trudy's 'popcorn'.:D

Yesterday's dinner was a snap. I hung two steaks on the clothesline & dug up a couple of baked potatoes. Also had wilted lettuce--straight from the garden...

glittery night owl
07-25-2011, 10:51 AM
It is so hot..... all the fleas are jumping off the dogs and running for their

lives :eek:


Trudy

AnnetteMay
07-25-2011, 12:42 PM
Well - this is the Coldest/wet-est July on record for WA...so we ain't so hot...but a few weeks ago I was with my 91 yr old father in E. WA/Spokane area and he had his inside thermostat at 95 and outside on the deck in the shade it was 98...and he wouldn't let me open windows or doors because it gave him chills..... therfore - I was so hot it wasn't sweat dripping off my body but melted fat! LOL

glittery night owl
07-26-2011, 08:43 AM
It is so hot.......

I can cook on my grill without turning it on :eek:

Trudy

Daniel
07-26-2011, 09:14 AM
...just saw two trees fighting over a dog!

andrew overton
07-26-2011, 01:20 PM
Well with everything so HOT and HUMID over there i think the British weather needs to send some rain clouds to COOL all things down i am fed up of the rain, now i know who stole the sunshine . I guess the two trees fighting were bark and woody.

Kathy N.
07-26-2011, 02:41 PM
I'd take a cool, rainy English day over a hot, humid New Jersey summer anytime.

Diana Jones
07-26-2011, 04:55 PM
I'm sitting here laughing out loud telling the family what I just read. You people are so funny. I'd add something but just don't remember anything funny at the moment.

glittery night owl
07-26-2011, 06:04 PM
It is so hot........ I lay my bread outside and i have toast :D

Trudy

Daniel
07-27-2011, 06:52 AM
It is so hot........ I lay my bread outside and i have toast :D

Trudy

I lay out my toast & make charcoal...:D

loosluck
07-27-2011, 10:52 AM
I don't know about you, but I lay my charcoal out and make burgers. Just because it's hot outside doesn't me we can't eat. M

glittery night owl
07-27-2011, 06:36 PM
It is soooo hot.....

I do not have to diet, i go outside and the fat melts off :eek:

OHHHHHH that was soooo bad!!!!!

Trudy

Daniel
07-28-2011, 07:25 AM
Loosy & Trudy. Too funny!

...just saw a fire hydrant put up a parasol!

glittery night owl
07-28-2011, 08:56 PM
It is so hot............
the dogs want to put on shoes before they go outside
Trudy

glittery night owl
07-29-2011, 05:09 PM
It is sooooo hot...................

we can not go anywhere the tires melted on the pavement :eek:

Trudy

glittery night owl
08-03-2011, 10:07 AM
A buddy out of Longview said he'd killed a mosquito that was carrying a canteen.


Trudy

Donna4stamps
08-03-2011, 06:42 PM
I hear you about the weather in Washington state, Annette.

But if it was "so hot," I'd think I was back in Southern California. Or the rubber on the soles of my shoes would stick to the asphalt as I cross the street.

Donna

AnnetteMay
08-03-2011, 09:21 PM
Actually - for the last few days the sun-bunnies have started to come out of their hibernation and stoll around....LOL...me - I'm camped out in my craft room - I do not like the sun...

stampingground
08-04-2011, 09:31 AM
I put my burgers outside and get Jerky!

Daniel
08-06-2011, 06:05 AM
I put my burgers outside and get Jerky!

LOL, Laela! I put my jerky in the sun & get leather so I can resole my shoes!

glittery night owl
08-06-2011, 10:28 AM
It is just hot......a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog

Trudy

kaybee
08-06-2011, 12:20 PM
Daniel and Trudy, you guys are hiarious.

Daniel
08-07-2011, 07:59 AM
Tanx, Kay!

We're having a chill around here--highs are only in the '80s--, but the humidity is around 90%.

'Sok, I put out 2 buckets of dry sponges & got enough water to take a bath!:D

Kathy N.
08-07-2011, 02:40 PM
It is so humid today that the sidewalk makes squishing noises when I step on it.

Our downstairs air conditioner bit the dust to day so we are melting here.